A is for Asshat

How does one describe a driver who has so little skill that they repeatedly hit other cars for no reason? Asshat is as good as any. The top definition at the Urban Dictionary is:

 One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

The top 10 terms associated with asshat include: asshole,  douchebag,  douche, idiot,  ass,  fucktard,  moron, dumbass,  jerk, and  tool. Here’s a video of our car getting hit last weekend by a dumbass driver.

We weren’t the only victim of this moron.

Bad stuff happens when racing. I accept that. But when it does, and it’s your fault, own up to it and apologize profusely. Peace offerings (a six pack of IPA or a check to pay for damages) are always welcome and turn bad feelings into friendships. In this case, we tracked down the perp and asked what happened. He claimed he ran into our car when it “twitched”. Clearly, it did no such thing. After showing him the video, he couldn’t even be bothered to say he was sorry. What a fucktard. Our driver had never driven in a 24 Hours of LeMons race before. I don’t think she’ll forget it any time soon.

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